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  <title>Where There&apos;s Smoke There&apos;s Reno</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:03:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today sucks</title>
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  <description>XP Is all I need to explain today. &lt;br /&gt;Power went out last night so I was late to work. Bowser is sick and at the vet right now. T~T &lt;br /&gt;My car is dead and when I say dead I mean it. Time to get a new one. I&apos;m not feeling so well.&lt;br /&gt;Had nightmares all night. Huge piles of paper work and oh so much more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today sucks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Private only viewable to Rufus]&lt;br /&gt;I think it was Tammy who talked to the papers she&apos;s been acting funny ever since it came out.&lt;br /&gt;Tammy Yokiyama is her full name.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:39:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Back to work.</title>
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  <description>So Today was my first full day back to work in a while. I would just like to say whoever the fuck it was that put all of this: &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.adviceonline.co.uk/topicalcontent/Retirement5/images/paperwork.jpg&quot; /&gt; On my desk is sooooooooooooooooooo dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[P/NH]&lt;br /&gt;IT was really hard to make my self go to work today. I felt out of place and almost unwanted.&lt;br /&gt;I almost wonder if there was any point to me coming back.</description>
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  <category>fuck this shit</category>
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  <category>back at it</category>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 04:56:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>...</title>
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  <description>I think I need more friends...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is all.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:54:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>finally{not veiwable to basch}</title>
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  <description>I got Basch A birthday present but it didn&apos;t get here until today. ;~; But thats okay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you think Balthier?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.tribalhollywood.com/stores/t/tribalhollywood/catalog/bcr4-revised.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s a Templar knight Celtic cross it stands for Chivalry and Virtue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It just screams Basch to me. XD</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 05:33:29 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>{NVPB} Lost in thought</title>
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  <description>I&apos;ve been using my free time for really good things. &lt;br /&gt;Lately I&apos;ve been going out side the city and playing my violin again. I&apos;ve been singing a little as well. Nothing to much ya no cuz well Lung and all but yeah. I missed it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;{only viewable by Rude}&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know you regret it and all and I&apos;m sorry but...&lt;s&gt;oh never mind&lt;/s&gt;</description>
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  <category>*sigh*</category>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:39:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>^_^</title>
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  <description>It&apos;s about damn time old man! Also get better now! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And who the hell started the fire?</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:06:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ouch</title>
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  <description>I feel bad for all you kids.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;{NVPB: Hey if any of you guys(you know who I&apos;m talking to) Need a fake ID I know a guy.}&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve found myself at a problem I&apos;m kinda sick of my box being so messy( yes even I have my limits). So I started cleaning....a lot. lets just say I filled my out side trash can as well as two others that are currently not in use. I have a lot of clothes to take down stairs (don&apos;t worry  the nice lady is helping me with that since it&apos;s her laundry day too). But try as I might I can&apos;t find my good suit. I really do want to look nice for Vincent and Yukari&apos;s Wedding. I mean really nice. I kinda want to show off just how well I can clean up you know. But I can&apos;t do that if I don&apos;t have a suit. So please Help!! I just need someone to help me pick it out.(and go with me I still find my self using the wheel chair for long distant travel)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bowser seems to like the place more now. I also like the fact that I found some of my old snes games XD.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:00:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>FREEDOM IS MINE!!!!!</title>
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  <description>I&apos;M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~!!!!&lt;br /&gt;*goes on for a long time to end with coughing fit.*&lt;br /&gt;Ow crap Any who I just got into my Box after my stay in white room hell. (though some of it was quite nice.)&lt;br /&gt;Got meet an Awesome&lt;s&gt;clumsy&lt;/s&gt; kid he made  Kappa maki ^_^ it was so damn yummy. I&apos;m still wondering how to thank him.&lt;br /&gt;But anyways...RUFUS RUDE!!! I want my kitty! I miss him sooooooooooooooo much!!!!1!!1 T~T&lt;br /&gt;so plz I can haz my kitty?</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:46:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Almost there!!</title>
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  <description>So I&apos;m going to be let out soon!!!!!!!! &lt;small&gt;Finally damn it.&lt;/small&gt; I&apos;ve met some pretty cool people in here &lt;s&gt;and got some numbers,&lt;/s&gt; but I miss my place and my kitty. It&apos;s strange to wake up and not have him snuggling me.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:54:20 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Someone please come visit me!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;((ooc: this was suposed to go before the log with Hana-kun but I forgot sorry -_-&apos;))</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 15:56:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>{voice post again}</title>
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  <description>{GUYYYYYSSSSSSSSS I&apos;m bored!!!! And hungry ...The hospital food is yucky. I want Kimchi and pizza and BOOZE!! *thwack* owwwwwww the nurse just smacked me!! &lt;small&gt;mean old hag&lt;/small&gt; Good looking count up too two now creepy doctor and this cute younger guy. I would have said something to him buuuuuuuuuuuttt I got a look from the nurse.&lt;br /&gt;Oh something else one should not be able to &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Taste&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; the medicines that is going into your veins!!! but thats whats happening. It&apos;s cuz they have something that goes into my heart or some shit. One of the lab tecs said my veins are evil other wise. I want to go hooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmeeee I want out of bed even more. This sucks.}</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 17:45:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>{voicepost}</title>
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  <description>{ *cough* Ummmm High everyone out there. Reno here and I&apos;m awake. Basch is asleep half laying on my legs. It&apos;s kinda cute if i had a camera I&apos;d take a picture for Balthier.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sooo This place sucks ASS There is NO hot nurses so far. the only semi-good looking one is evil as hell. The guy who came to take my blood last was kinda cute but I couldn&apos;t even lift my arms to grab his ass.  I don&apos;t like lying here with tubes shoved any me or drugs in my body that I didn&apos;t put there.  Oh and the Doctor don&apos;t get me started on the Doctor he was in here to check on me just a few seconds ago...Talk about HOT and I&apos;m not talking goodlooking I&apos;m saying sex ozing out of his pours... BUT he&apos;s also kinda creepy, okay really creepy. He made my evil doer since go screaming. But damn is he sexy umm *cough cough* owwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeee. anywho I&apos;m awake and alive   none of you better a have gone a did something stupid while I was out. Thats MY job. Oh shit got go the docs coming back bye.}</description>
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  <category>dr. muraki is his name.</category>
  <lj:music>nothing it sucks</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 05:59:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Only veiwable to turks</title>
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  <description>I stole this from Rufus...I wonder how many wtf&apos;s I&apos;ll get.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;1. I was born on the JR train during a blackout. &lt;br /&gt;2. My grand father wanted to name me Shin lee&lt;br /&gt;3. I never went to high school. &lt;br /&gt;4. I have a tattoo of a dragon spiraling up my left leg.&lt;br /&gt;5. I don&apos;t really like Football I like soccer better.&lt;br /&gt;6. I used to belong to a street gang.&lt;br /&gt;7. I almost join the yakuza but I was found by Basch.&lt;br /&gt;8. I was homeless from the age of 12 to 16&lt;br /&gt;9. I&apos;m a basterd...no really I have no Dad.&lt;br /&gt;10. I was named after one of my mom&apos;s american friends nicknames...&lt;i&gt;she&lt;/i&gt; was from Reno.&lt;br /&gt;11. I can sing really well&lt;br /&gt;12. I can also play the violin...I bet you never saw that one coming.&lt;br /&gt;13. I like sake better than beer &amp;gt;.&amp;gt; &amp;lt;.&amp;lt; but beer is cheeper even here.&lt;br /&gt;14. Just so you know yes, the carpet matches the curtains. &lt;br /&gt;15. I started smoking when I was 15.&lt;br /&gt;16. I quite when I moved in with Basch.&lt;br /&gt;17. and started again when I got my own place.&lt;br /&gt;18. I suck with guns.&lt;br /&gt;19. But I can kill you with my bear hands.&lt;br /&gt;20. I babysit for the lady down the hall sometimes&lt;br /&gt;21. Whenever I do she makes me wonderfull cookies as a thank you.&lt;br /&gt;22. I&apos;m covered in band aids right now cuz Bowser misses Dark nation.&lt;br /&gt;23. When I was a kid I wanted to be the prime minster.&lt;br /&gt;24. I stoped wanting that when I saw how much work you have to do.&lt;br /&gt;25. I hate the beach&lt;br /&gt;26. Cuz I burn worse than Rufus dose.&lt;br /&gt;27. I think my birthfather was Irish don&apos;t know why.&lt;br /&gt;28. My grandfather was the basterd child of and American officer and my great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;29. All he got from it was the last name of Tarhill and Blue eyes.&lt;br /&gt;30. I love Rude&apos;s cookies..no joke he can really bake.&lt;br /&gt;31. I actully don&apos;t have any porn in my &apos;box&apos;&lt;br /&gt;32. Cuz it&apos;s all on my laptop.&lt;br /&gt;33. Shinto shrines scare me.&lt;br /&gt;34. I&apos;ve tried alot of drugs in my time.&lt;br /&gt;35. Weed was the best.&lt;br /&gt;36. I only stoped cuz of Rufus.&lt;br /&gt;37. Camping sucks ass&lt;br /&gt;38. So does fishing.&lt;br /&gt;39. One day I woke up with my ear pierced don&apos;t rememeber a damned thing about it.&lt;br /&gt;40. I&apos;ve tried to off my self before.&lt;br /&gt;41. As you can see I failed hard core.&lt;br /&gt;42. Basch is the one who stoped me.&lt;br /&gt;43. I used to put laxitves in Vossler&apos;s coffee every morning after he stayed the night.&lt;br /&gt;44. I would do it again in a heart beat.&lt;br /&gt;45. I don&apos;t like Rob zombie&apos;s music and his movies suck even more.&lt;br /&gt;46. I want more tattoos but don&apos;t know whar I want.&lt;br /&gt;47. My car is the first car I&apos;ve ever had.&lt;br /&gt;48. I cleaned my apartment today. &lt;br /&gt;49. no i&apos;m not kidding it&apos;s really clean.&lt;br /&gt;50. I have to worst luck with love.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:40:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>{P-H} NV to anybody who will kick my ass</title>
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  <description>Work has been really hard over the last few days. I think someone told Vincent to keep me and Rude apart for a while and for once I&apos;m glad.&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m such a fucking moron--I just wanted him to understand how I felt. I&apos;m wonder what made me think it would matter to him. He never gave a damn about it before. No matter what kind of hint or line I gave NOTHING ever worked. I give up. Fuck it. I &lt;i&gt;don&apos;t&lt;/i&gt; want love anymore--not his, not anyone&apos;s. The only person who hasn&apos;t let me down in life is Basch. At least I&apos;ve got that right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So fuck you, Love, I don&apos;t I don&apos;t want you ether.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;((OOC:gods make it stop the Pandora&apos;s box of emo is killing me XP))</description>
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  <lj:music>i want some right now</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 02:28:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>not viewable by Rude,Rufus, or anyone who will kick my ass over this.</title>
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  <description>&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;I would just like to say I&apos;m the &lt;big&gt;biggest&lt;/big&gt; fucking idiot in the whole Gods-be-damned world.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wondering why I&apos;m saying this? Here is why. &lt;b&gt;I kissed Rufus!&lt;/b&gt; Yes, that&apos;s right, big old dumbass me kissed him. And before you say anything--&lt;i&gt;yes&lt;/i&gt;, I am aware he and Rude are now a couple. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is part of the reason this is so goddamned bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ll admit it I am not the happiest fucking person in the world about them being together--I really do care about them both &lt;i&gt;but&lt;/i&gt; I want them to be happy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just got caught up in the moment... I was so angry with him... I just wanted him to understand why it made me act the way it did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;{Not veiwable to anyone but Basch}&lt;br /&gt;I was able to get today off so I took flowers to Mom. I spent nearly the 3 hours there just praying and crying. I really miss her. I miss Grandfather and Grandmother a lot too but no where near as much as I do her. lately I can&apos;t help but wonder if things would have been different. If &lt;i&gt;I&lt;/i&gt; would have been different. I just hope I don&apos;t have that nightmare again tonight, I don&apos;t want to see it again. ever.&lt;br /&gt;{end}</description>
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  <category>mom</category>
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  <lj:music>I miss Grandma&apos;s piano right now</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 19:26:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>my oh my</title>
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  <description>well that was a pleasant surprise. ^_~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I need to go take a nap.</description>
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  <category>hehehe</category>
  <lj:music>n/a</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:21:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Meme time plz?</title>
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  <description>Dear Rufus, &lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t really know how to tell you this, but I&apos;ll join the monastery. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me With George Bush and his wife, and I saw you Drive out The crazy monk. I&apos;m sure you&apos;re Scarred enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I&apos;m returning Your memories from the military service to you, but I&apos;ll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities about Senility. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go burn, &lt;br /&gt;Reno &amp;hearts;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The meme:&lt;br /&gt;Dear (the person who last commented on your journal). I don&apos;t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3), and I saw you (4) (5). I&apos;m sure you&apos;re (6) enough to understand (7). I&apos;m returning (8) to you, but I&apos;ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11). (12), -your name- &amp;lt;3.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. What&apos;s the color of your shirt?&lt;br /&gt;Blue - Our romance is over&lt;br /&gt;Red - Our affair is over&lt;br /&gt;White - I&apos;ll join the monastery&lt;br /&gt;Black - I dislike you&lt;br /&gt;Green - Our horoscope doesn&apos;t match&lt;br /&gt;Grey - You&apos;re a pervert&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - I&apos;m selling myself&lt;br /&gt;Pink - Your nostrils are insulting&lt;br /&gt;Brown - The mafia wants you&lt;br /&gt;No shirt - You&apos;re a loser&lt;br /&gt;Other - I&apos;m in love with your sister&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Which is your birth month?&lt;br /&gt;January - That night&lt;br /&gt;February - Last year&lt;br /&gt;March - When your dwarf bit me&lt;br /&gt;April - When I tripped on sesame seeds&lt;br /&gt;May - First of May&lt;br /&gt;June - When you put cuffs on me&lt;br /&gt;July - When I threw up&lt;br /&gt;August - When I saw the shrunken head&lt;br /&gt;September - When we skinny dipped&lt;br /&gt;October - When I quoted Santa&lt;br /&gt;November - When your dog ran amok&lt;br /&gt;December - When I changed tennis shoes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Which food do you prefer?&lt;br /&gt;Tacos - In your apartment&lt;br /&gt;Pizza - In your camping car&lt;br /&gt;Pasta - Outside of Chicago&lt;br /&gt;Hamburgers - Under the bus&lt;br /&gt;Salad - As you ate enchilada&lt;br /&gt;Chicken - In your closet&lt;br /&gt;Kebab - With Paris Hilton&lt;br /&gt;Fish - In women&apos;s clothing&lt;br /&gt;Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation&lt;br /&gt;Lasagna - At the mental hospital&lt;br /&gt;Hot dog - Under a state of trance&lt;br /&gt;Other - With George Bush and his wife&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. What&apos;s the color of your socks?&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - Hit on&lt;br /&gt;Red - Insult&lt;br /&gt;Black - Ignore&lt;br /&gt;Blue - Knock out&lt;br /&gt;Purple - Pour syrup on&lt;br /&gt;White - Carve your initials into&lt;br /&gt;Grey - Pull the clothes off&lt;br /&gt;Brown - Put leeches on&lt;br /&gt;Orange - Castrate&lt;br /&gt;Pink - Pull the toupee off&lt;br /&gt;Barefoot - Sit at&lt;br /&gt;Other - Drive out&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. What&apos;s the color of your underwear?&lt;br /&gt;Black - My best friend&lt;br /&gt;White - My father&lt;br /&gt;Grey - Bill Clinton&lt;br /&gt;Brown - My fart balloon&lt;br /&gt;Purple - My mustard soufflé&lt;br /&gt;Red - Donald Duck&lt;br /&gt;Blue - My avocado plant&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana&lt;br /&gt;Orange - My Kid Rock-collection&lt;br /&gt;Pink - Manchester United&apos;s goalkeeper&lt;br /&gt;None - My John F. Kennedy-statue&lt;br /&gt;Other - The crazy monk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?&lt;br /&gt;Scrubs - Man&lt;br /&gt;O.C. - Emotional&lt;br /&gt;One Tree Hill - Open&lt;br /&gt;Heroes - Frostbitten&lt;br /&gt;Lost - High&lt;br /&gt;House - Scarred&lt;br /&gt;Simpsons - Cowardly&lt;br /&gt;The news - Mongolic&lt;br /&gt;Idol - Masochistic&lt;br /&gt;Family Guy - Senile&lt;br /&gt;Top Model - Middle-class&lt;br /&gt;Other - Ashamed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Your mood right now?&lt;br /&gt;Happy - How awful I&apos;ve felt&lt;br /&gt;Sad - How boring you are&lt;br /&gt;Bored - That Santa doesn&apos;t exist&lt;br /&gt;Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage&lt;br /&gt;Depressed - That we&apos;re cousins&lt;br /&gt;Excited - That there is no solution to this.&lt;br /&gt;Nervous - The middle-east&lt;br /&gt;Worried - That your Honda sucks&lt;br /&gt;Apathetic - That I did a sex-change&lt;br /&gt;Ashamed - That I&apos;m allergic to your hamster&lt;br /&gt;Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men&lt;br /&gt;Overjoyous - That I&apos;m open&lt;br /&gt;Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. What&apos;s the color of your walls in your bedroom?&lt;br /&gt;White - Your ring&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - Your love letters&lt;br /&gt;Red - Your Darth Vader-poster&lt;br /&gt;Black - Your tame stone&lt;br /&gt;Blue - The couch cushions&lt;br /&gt;Green - The pictures from LA&lt;br /&gt;Orange - Your false teeth&lt;br /&gt;Brown - Your contact book&lt;br /&gt;Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs&lt;br /&gt;Purple - Your old lottery coupons&lt;br /&gt;Pink - The cut toenails&lt;br /&gt;Other - Your memories from the military service&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. The first letter of your first name?&lt;br /&gt;A/B - Your photo&lt;br /&gt;C/D - The oil stocks&lt;br /&gt;E/F - Your neighbor Martin&lt;br /&gt;G/H - My virginity&lt;br /&gt;I/J - The results of blood-sample&lt;br /&gt;K/L - Your left ear&lt;br /&gt;M/N - Your suicide note&lt;br /&gt;O/P - My common sense&lt;br /&gt;Q/R - Your mom&lt;br /&gt;S/T - Your collection of butterflies&lt;br /&gt;U/V - Your criminal record&lt;br /&gt;W/X - David&apos;s tricot outfits&lt;br /&gt;Y/Z - Your grades from college&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. The last letter in your last name?&lt;br /&gt;A/B - Always will remember&lt;br /&gt;C/D - Never will forget&lt;br /&gt;E/F - Always wanted to break&lt;br /&gt;G/H - Never openly mocked&lt;br /&gt;I/J - Always have felt dirty before&lt;br /&gt;K/L - Will tell the authorities about&lt;br /&gt;M/N - Told in my confession today about&lt;br /&gt;O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about&lt;br /&gt;Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about&lt;br /&gt;S/T - Get sick when I think of&lt;br /&gt;U/V - Always will try to forget&lt;br /&gt;W/X - Am better off without&lt;br /&gt;Y/Z - Never liked&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. What do you prefer to drink?&lt;br /&gt;Water- Our friendship&lt;br /&gt;Beer - Senility&lt;br /&gt;Soft drink - A new life as a clone&lt;br /&gt;Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo&lt;br /&gt;Milk - The apartment building&lt;br /&gt;Wine - Cocaine abuse&lt;br /&gt;Cider - A passionate interest for mice&lt;br /&gt;Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations&lt;br /&gt;Mineral water - Embarrassing rash&lt;br /&gt;Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism&lt;br /&gt;Whisky - To ruin the second world war&lt;br /&gt;Other - To hate the Boston Celtics&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?&lt;br /&gt;Thailand - Warm regards&lt;br /&gt;USA - Best regards&lt;br /&gt;England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail&lt;br /&gt;Spain - Go and drown yourself&lt;br /&gt;China - Disgusting regards&lt;br /&gt;Germany - With ease&lt;br /&gt;Japan - Go burn&lt;br /&gt;Greece - Your everlasting enemy&lt;br /&gt;Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard&lt;br /&gt;Egypt - Fuck off now&lt;br /&gt;France - In pain&lt;br /&gt;Other - Greetings to your freaky family&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Btw, for those of you who are wondering, Rufus is asleep in my office. &lt;big&gt;Leave him be!!!&lt;/big&gt;</description>
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  <category>meme</category>
  <lj:music>.......you wish</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">.......you wish</media:title>
  <lj:mood>mischievous</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:20:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What in the hell is going on with this city.</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m really honestly scared for Rufus. So many people are trying to kill him I have no idea why. &lt;small&gt;Well at least none I can talk about here.&lt;/small&gt; That was to damn close and far to much.&lt;br /&gt;These fuckers have gone to far. I&apos;m going to talk to some old friends of mine and see what I can find out about this. &lt;small&gt;hopefully I won&apos;t have to hurt someone to get it.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These Assholes need to learn just what happens when they do this shit and they will regret it till their dieing day.</description>
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  <category>slums time</category>
  <category>work</category>
  <category>rufus</category>
  <lj:music>really miss heavy metal right now</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">really miss heavy metal right now</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 21:34:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Well fuck me...</title>
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  <description>Like always, the day I have off is the day Bad Shit happens. I&apos;m starting to think Old Iron Ass is right and that I should always be working.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This time some dick tried to kill Rufus. In a strange way it&apos;s kinda good I wasn&apos;t there though (partly cuz the guy would have been dead, and the rest &apos;cuz charred flesh stinks like nothing else).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They won&apos;t even let me in the room with the guy. Most likely due to the reasons above. Heh.</description>
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  <category>work</category>
  <category>damn cockbite</category>
  <lj:music>I wish</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">I wish</media:title>
  <lj:mood>frustrated</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:03:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Back from New York</title>
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  <description>Americans suck! Crazy assholes were all over the place!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rufus dragged asshat and me to see a bunch of things between meetings so it was insanely hectic and exhausting. Though not as exhausting as certain other... things were. XD &lt;s&gt;Victory for Reno! Wooo!&lt;/s&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Glad to be back though. Glad the 3,000 mile rule applies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Glad to be back to Bowser. He missed me.</description>
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  <lj:mood>accomplished</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:38:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Happy new year</title>
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  <description>So guess how I get to start the new year....paper work and a hang over.Thanks really...&lt;br /&gt;Oh well it&apos;s worth it ^_^</description>
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  <category>new year</category>
  <lj:music>haha no</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">haha no</media:title>
  <lj:mood>awake</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 16:22:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>holiday</title>
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  <description>Merry X-mas every one and I hope it&apos;s a XXX-mas for some of you.&lt;br /&gt;also Fate right? get better soon ok.&lt;br /&gt;anyways I hope you all find something good about to day...I&apos;m trying after all&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;see ya guys</description>
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  <category>holiday</category>
  <lj:music>i wants</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">i wants</media:title>
  <lj:mood>a little worried</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:23:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Dear gods.</title>
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  <description>Rufus I know your hiding I understand you are scared and shaken by whatever the hell has happen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but please I&apos;m worried sick about you call or something please.&lt;br /&gt;I need to hear your voice.</description>
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  <category>please</category>
  <lj:music>can&apos;t risk it.</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">can&apos;t risk it.</media:title>
  <lj:mood>drunk</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:44:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It&apos;s that time of year again XP</title>
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  <description>I kinda have a love hate relationship with the winter holidays. &lt;br /&gt;There all about spending time with your family giving gifts and such. Now don&apos;t get me wrong I can give some pretty good gifts and I&apos;ve gotten some nice ones to but these are all from/for co-workers. I&apos;m sure Bowser loves the holidays too. &lt;br /&gt;But the whole family thing just reminds me of the fact that I don&apos;t have one and haven&apos;t for a long time. It&apos;s not like some of the other guys who have family but can&apos;t go see them. I on&apos;t have one at all my only family is Bowser. Don&apos;t get me wrong he is the best cat a gut could have but ya know what he is just that a cat.&lt;br /&gt;whatever see guys later.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. &lt;br /&gt;YES I finished my paper work YES it is on your desk right next to the letter opener.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strike&gt;damn silver haired pick&lt;/strike&gt;</description>
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  <category>holidays kinda suck too</category>
  <lj:music>why do we even have this thing?</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">why do we even have this thing?</media:title>
  <lj:mood>nostalgic</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:35:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Goddammit! Why can&apos;t he see that the only way this company is going to survive is if he&apos;s &lt;i&gt;alive&lt;/i&gt;? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go to fucking bed, Rufus!!!</description>
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  <lj:mood>annoyed</lj:mood>
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